Me: I'm a bad bitch! I don't take shit from anyone! I'm not nice!
Also me: well I can't just leave this cart in the middle of the parking lot. I have to take it to the cart return. I'm not an animal. Those employees work hard.
mygayisshowing:
“ I feel called out
”

I feel called out

talent: being able to make myself upset over literally nothing

tastefullyoffensive:
“Congratulations, Emily. (via emitaylor22)
”

Congratulations, Emily. (via emitaylor22)

hahanerdz

parents: why are your grades so low?

me:

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ive never fucked off and been a fun and irreverent young person bc im literally aware of all possible things that could go wrong at all times in any given situation

weloveshortvideos

when y'all break up and he starts snapping with the bitch he said he wasn’t messing with

My god

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